Trentβs eyebrows shoot up to practically his hairline.
βMy wingman?β Trent asks, blinking at Ted. βThis more sounds like you want to get me laid for my birthday.β
This is what 50 looks like.
Iβm going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
I didnβt take you for a Metallica fan.
Thereβs a tiny, tiny hint of a blush on his cheeks. Hopefully Ted doesnβt notice it.
βNot much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.β
βOh please, Ted. I donβt think I even looked 25 when I was that age. Youβre being far too kind.β
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
βBut thank you.β
*another head tilt*
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
*a slow blink, then heβs perching on the corner of Tedβs desk*
I can assure you itβs not that interesting of a can.
Yes, really.
*a pause*
What⦠what would a programme about the snack look like..?
Trent misses the look between Coach and Coach.
βYes, an early night. Iβm not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,β Trent says. βI have no intention of βliving it upβ by myself.β
"Well then, we--"
There's a quick shake of the head from Beard before Ted switches gears mid sentence.
"--I will be yer wingman. Top Gun, definitely a favorite."
Ted continues to smile as he leans forward in his chair.
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
I never knew they made a show about a fave ballpark snack. Makes ya wonder what other kinda things they'll make shows about.
"Whaat? An early night?"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
Oh well, now that sounds like a can of worms that I'd be interested in opening.
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
Ahh, man. Really??
What a shame.
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Trent misses the look between Coach and Coach.
βYes, an early night. Iβm not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,β Trent says. βI have no intention of βliving it upβ by myself.β
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βOh please, Ted. I donβt think I even looked 25 when I was that age. Youβre being far too kind.β
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
βBut thank you.β
This is what 50 looks like.
I didnβt take you for a Metallica fan.
*a slow blink, then heβs perching on the corner of Tedβs desk*
I can assure you itβs not that interesting of a can.
Thereβs a tiny, tiny hint of a blush on his cheeks. Hopefully Ted doesnβt notice it.
βNot much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.β
Iβm going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
*another head tilt*
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
"Whaat? An early night?"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
Oh well, now that sounds like a can of worms that I'd be interested in opening.
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
Ted continues to smile as he leans forward in his chair.
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
I never knew they made a show about a fave ballpark snack. Makes ya wonder what other kinda things they'll make shows about.
Thereβs a tiny, tiny hint of a blush on his cheeks. Hopefully Ted doesnβt notice it.
βNot much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.β
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This is what 50 looks like.
If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
Iβm going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
βOh please, Ted. I donβt think I even looked 25 when I was that age. Youβre being far too kind.β
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
βBut thank you.β
I didnβt take you for a Metallica fan.
*a slow blink, then heβs perching on the corner of Tedβs desk*
I can assure you itβs not that interesting of a can.
Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
Ted continues to smile as he leans forward in his chair.
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
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Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
Oh well, now that sounds like a can of worms that I'd be interested in opening.
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
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βOh please, Ted. I donβt think I even looked 25 when I was that age. Youβre being far too kind.β
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
βBut thank you.β
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I didnβt take you for a Metallica fan.
This is what 50 looks like.
If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
Iβm going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
That was *horrible*!
Weβre talking worse than your usual!
That was *horrible*!
Weβre talking worse than your usual!
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
