I never knew they made a show about a fave ballpark snack. Makes ya wonder what other kinda things they'll make shows about.
Coach Lasso (RP Parody Account) SH
*a slow blink, then he’s perching on the corner of Ted’s desk*
I can assure you it’s not that interesting of a can.
Oh well, now that sounds like a can of worms that I'd be interested in opening.
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
Trent Crimm. 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
Coach Lasso (RP Parody Account) SH
I’m going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
Trent Crimm. 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
Coach Lasso (RP Parody Account) SH
I didn’t take you for a Metallica fan.
Trent Crimm. 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
Coach Lasso (RP Parody Account) SH
If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
Trent Crimm. 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
Coach Lasso (RP Parody Account) SH
That was *horrible*!
We’re talking worse than your usual!
Trent Crimm. 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
Oh c'mon now, we have fun 'round here!
Coach Lasso (RP Parody Account) SH
Well they —
…
Ted.
Trent Crimm. 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
Well, I hope you made those deadlines---alive again.
*Cue a big grin*
Coach Lasso (RP Parody Account) SH
Unfortunately not. Deadlines don’t understand the word “weekend”.
Trent Crimm. 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
Hope ya got some time to rest over the weekend, Trent!
Coach Lasso (RP Parody Account) SH
Always working on a Sunday.
Trent Crimm. 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
