might be learning how to ride a bike. since it goes with the vibe and all. former journalist turned best-selling author. richmond βtill we die.
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Iβm going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
*another head tilt*
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
Yes, really.
*a pause*
What⦠what would a programme about the snack look like..?
*a slow blink, then heβs perching on the corner of Tedβs desk*
I can assure you itβs not that interesting of a can.
Trentβs eyebrows shoot up to practically his hairline.
βMy wingman?β Trent asks, blinking at Ted. βThis more sounds like you want to get me laid for my birthday.β
Thereβs a tiny, tiny hint of a blush on his cheeks. Hopefully Ted doesnβt notice it.
βNot much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.β
I didnβt take you for a Metallica fan.
βOh please, Ted. I donβt think I even looked 25 when I was that age. Youβre being far too kind.β
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
βBut thank you.β
Trent misses the look between Coach and Coach.
βYes, an early night. Iβm not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,β Trent says. βI have no intention of βliving it upβ by myself.β
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
I never knew they made a show about a fave ballpark snack. Makes ya wonder what other kinda things they'll make shows about.
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
"Well then, we--"
There's a quick shake of the head from Beard before Ted switches gears mid sentence.
"--I will be yer wingman. Top Gun, definitely a favorite."
Oh well, now that sounds like a can of worms that I'd be interested in opening.
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
Ahh, man. Really??
What a shame.
"Whaat? An early night?"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
Ted continues to smile as he leans forward in his chair.
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
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I didnβt take you for a Metallica fan.
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*a slow blink, then heβs perching on the corner of Tedβs desk*
I can assure you itβs not that interesting of a can.
This is what 50 looks like.
Trent misses the look between Coach and Coach.
βYes, an early night. Iβm not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,β Trent says. βI have no intention of βliving it upβ by myself.β
Iβm going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
*another head tilt*
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
Thereβs a tiny, tiny hint of a blush on his cheeks. Hopefully Ted doesnβt notice it.
βNot much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.β
βOh please, Ted. I donβt think I even looked 25 when I was that age. Youβre being far too kind.β
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
βBut thank you.β
If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
"Whaat? An early night?"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
I never knew they made a show about a fave ballpark snack. Makes ya wonder what other kinda things they'll make shows about.
Ted continues to smile as he leans forward in his chair.
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
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If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
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Iβm going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
Thereβs a tiny, tiny hint of a blush on his cheeks. Hopefully Ted doesnβt notice it.
βNot much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.β
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I didnβt take you for a Metallica fan.
*a slow blink, then heβs perching on the corner of Tedβs desk*
I can assure you itβs not that interesting of a can.
βOh please, Ted. I donβt think I even looked 25 when I was that age. Youβre being far too kind.β
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
βBut thank you.β
Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
Ted continues to smile as he leans forward in his chair.
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
Oh well, now that sounds like a can of worms that I'd be interested in opening.
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
That was *horrible*!
Weβre talking worse than your usual!
I didnβt take you for a Metallica fan.
βOh please, Ted. I donβt think I even looked 25 when I was that age. Youβre being far too kind.β
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
βBut thank you.β
If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
Iβm going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
Well they β
β¦
Ted.
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Well they β
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Ted.
If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
This is what 50 looks like.
That was *horrible*!
Weβre talking worse than your usual!
