tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
Good morning!
the national guardsmen deployed to protect the pool are all like 5'5" so there are a bunch of antifa supersoldiers casually windmill dunking more algae into the water down there this morning. the soldiers are yelling and crying but helpless to stop them
This bluesky post has been bought to you by AIPAC.
The IDF is welcome to drive 20 mins south to leave Lebanon, but they won't, so the war will continue