tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
happy Father’s Day, everyone
even if you’re not technically a dad, take a minute today, open the hood of your car and frown intelligently at the engine
it’s your day
the national guardsmen deployed to protect the pool are all like 5'5" so there are a bunch of antifa supersoldiers casually windmill dunking more algae into the water down there this morning. the soldiers are yelling and crying but helpless to stop them