"Total mean body surface area" gets me.
Yes, I know it's because they are dealing with burns, so it matters. But it is still a funny phrase.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Hey, this seems familiar! Almost like I have had to do this too
I love this movie. I must have watched it 50 times when I was a kid. But do not think too hard about any aspect of it
Now *this* is bait and I am here for it
The trick is to do a theory paper, and then add a bias term that conforms with your desired conclusion but that's totally not biased despite ehat it looks like. And then get mad at your critics when they call you out