My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.
Go ahead little watermelon. Live dangerously. You go ahead and grow off the side of the fence. I'm sure that'll work out for you.
The worst spill? 2 quarts of spoiled milk that dissolved out of the bottom of the carton.
The worst mess? Clogged airlock in a crazy actov fermenting wheat beer, geyser like explosion that got walls, the floor and ceiling.
Trying another local brewpub. Picacho Peak. Average Brown Ale, decent Oktoberfest, but the Kölsch is on point. It could pass on the streets of Cologne. It's really good.
My hobbies include brewing my own beer, growing produce, visiting farms and harvesting from them, cooking from scratch, raising chickens for eggs, fishing, and I don't know when my favorite pastime became struggle against the ease ushered in by the industrial revolution.