... but my son got a can of sardines and a bowl of milk!
for sale: "for sale" sign. never used.
Tor Parsons "What if Every Presidential Election Went the Other Way" videos are my favorite alt-hist scenario hands down. A fractally bizarro world. youtu.be/vdMzMfuqVtE
I honestly believe Olympic twerking would be a good addition.
The judging criteria would be so arcane it wouldn't even be sexy. You'd watch and think "I am 0% aroused, but I am 100% impressed".
"it follows" but its that one annoying kids book your toddler loves and you hate. the only way to get rid if it is to gift it at a kid's birthday party, but it bounces back to you if your toddler notices it's gone.
... but my son got four monster energy's!
oh no! i mixed up my son's and my husband's lunches! my husband got a gogurt and pb&j but my son got an amazon gift card!
