I honestly believe Olympic twerking would be a good addition.
The judging criteria would be so arcane it wouldn't even be sexy. You'd watch and think "I am 0% aroused, but I am 100% impressed".
how tf have they not made a big budget hot wheels movie?
Tor Parsons "What if Every Presidential Election Went the Other Way" videos are my favorite alt-hist scenario hands down. A fractally bizarro world. youtu.be/vdMzMfuqVtE
for sale: "for sale" sign. never used.
... but my son got four monster energy's!
"it follows" but its that one annoying kids book your toddler loves and you hate. the only way to get rid if it is to gift it at a kid's birthday party, but it bounces back to you if your toddler notices it's gone.
... but my son got a can of sardines and a bowl of milk!
oh no! i mixed up my son's and my husband's lunches! my husband got a gogurt and pb&j but my son got an amazon gift card!
