Glad my cat woke me up earlier bc he was hungry. Smelled something weird burning and thought I was having a stroke. Bout burnt my whole shit down omg
Me, after getting head on my cavdaver fat neovagina: Oh, hey, bb, how was it?
GF: Pussy's haunted.
Me: What?
GF: *loading a pistol and getting back between my legs* Pussy's haunted.
Obsessed π
I'm negative $74 because of an automatic payment that I thought I cancelled. I'm going to get hit with service fees like crazy if I don't sort this out. I need $80 to stay out of the red. Literally anything helps. π€
cash.app/$HighnessOph...
venmo.com/code?user_id...