She/her, Data Queen, The Chesapeake Bae, deadbeat daughter, tornado alley baddie, π, Toxic Tinkerbell, Star Trek. Venmo @ EzriR. NSFW. π im deeply unserious
Ezrigen of the Faint Smile
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Me, after getting head on my cavdaver fat neovagina: Oh, hey, bb, how was it?
GF: Pussy's haunted.
Me: What?
GF: *loading a pistol and getting back between my legs* Pussy's haunted.