she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
honored east portlander, oregon treasure quest ranger, OSU extension service master food preserver and master composter, mother of multiples, peasant
USDA zone 8b/9a
STUMPTOWN SCUD 🦐
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i want to roast my sons for giving everything weird names like crease and neppy and neesy and bia-bia but when i was little i had an imaginary dog named slippy and a stuffed rabbit named bindi-bondo
i love this machine because it has one button and it's a real button not a little touch screen thing. it's a mechanical switch and it goes CLUNK and that's all it does. the button means ENGAGE. MAKE THE RICE NOW. and nothing else ever
i actually unfriend people over stuff in the first column too tho. imagine being against fully funded schools or transit. nasty business
i don't need that kind of negativity in my life. i believe in rigorous taxation paying for robust social services and infrastructure and i don't need to listen to any whining about it
my $10 at goodwill zojirushi rice cooker that i've had for literally i think 15 years finally kicked the bucket and started clicking itself over to keep warm without fully cooking the rice so tomorrow i'm going to go buy the exact same rice cooker again lol
one last ride
this time i'm not gonna fuck up the coating on the inside of the pot either because i now understand that that's actually a problem, i didn't before and was like "eh that's hippie shit" no the hippies were right about ingesting nonstick stuff
