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can anyone suggest a good name for my new cat? she's a little standoffish but I'm sure I'll have her living indoors soon enough
Americans love spectacle. I'm not Catholic and yet am here for the red outfits and absurdity
every once in a while I get very mad at my plants for not telling me what's wrong with them
confirmed. put it on Wikipedia
yeah you need the hydrogen peroxide, nothing else works. and even that doesn't work that well tbh. it helps though
working on it. since it's illegal to remove her, becoming best friends is the only viable option
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evading all accusations of intelligence, this wolf descendent clomped right up to the skunk and gave it a friendly butt sniff to be polite
oh thank god there's a better one
doodle's mobile website layout was inspired by recipe bloggers. they did a great job, it really captures the same strong emotional response (desire to throw phone). and isn't that what art is?
