damn y’all aren’t living under the thumb of an angry and vengeful god who rains fire from the sky every three days from april to october? what’s it like
I come from a family that insists that it’s not your birthday till the time of your birth, my mom always calls to wish me happy birthday at 10:10 am. My partner has long thought this was absurd, that your birthday starts the minute the said day does. So I finally asked his mother when he was born…
This is a particularly affront to my sensibilities given that @bourbonplanning.bsky.social once told me that I used punctuation like I was getting paid for each comma.
SENEGAL!!!!!
Has anyone else timed how long the Telemundo announcers can say “Goooooooallll” for and then tried to match that record? Just us?
Getting familiar enough with this enslaver's plantation journal cursive style to recognize letters more quickly but this man used fewer commas than James Joyce. Feeling very jealous of 20th century historians right now.
Thinking of this again as Trump threatens to sue ABC news for accurately reporting on the entirely predictable failure of his stupid reflection pool vanity project.
We visited the cemetery where Hans Christian Anderson is buried when we were in Copenhagen in 2017 so I can picture exactly where he’s spinning: