"He wanted to invade a European Union country not long ago, Greenland...and now he needs us. Frankly he can go fuck himself."
MY THERAPIST: Wow thank you for explaining, it's very clear that you were in the right and very valid.
ME: Thank you.
MY THERAPIST: I'll have to read up more on Twitter beefs from the mid-2010s but until then definitely keep thinking about them instead of sleeping.
ME: I agree,
Meet me here for an ass kicking
Tears in the rain monologue except it’s swimming pools without ladders, houses without bathrooms, infants screaming while goopy carbonara burns
I figured out why I’m so annoyed by this Lindy West thing, it’s because Carmen Maria Machado already wrote the real memoir. Someone should give it to Lindy 👀👀👀
I found it I found the worst take
they just be on Threads saying anything
My hinge profile
they're never gonna fix their hearts, btw. it's time for the second option.
I'm doing a piece of art for the city I live in (Milwaukie, OR)
Behold my first sketch for the public works goose:
