Business has been slow lately, so yesterday I commented on a random guy's picture "I miss you!"
So this morning I woke up and his wife and 500 of his closest friends have checked my profile and now know I do custom tattoos.
Marketing works in mysterious ways.
Just heard a guy tell the woman he was with, "This is why I can't turn a hoe into a housewife."
Sir, I could smell your breath & BO from across the room. Between your duct-taped sneakers, receding hairline, and awful personality, how exactly is she supposed to turn you into a king?
Run, sis. Run!
Some people count birthdays.
Others count victories.
Twenty-six years.
Undeniable heartbreak.
One unbreakable spirit.
One Fresh Start.
Happy Birthday, to me!
POV: Marley vs. The Louisiana Landlord
Listen here, you oversized backyard rat. I pay the property taxes around here.
Meanwhile Diesel, contributing absolutely nothing useful to the situation:
"YEAH! GET HIM, MOM! I'LL BARK FROM A SAFE DISTANCE!"
((Marley's Character Sheet!))
The loudest alley cat in sales and the coveted record boss - you two must share a single brain cell and not give a shit about repeat business huh?
If you pulled this shit in NYC, I would bury you so deep in Central Park and then help the search party look for you. ☠️
I'll see you two real soon! 🖕💩😕
Never be intimated by a woman with no class..
What is she gonna do?
Gossip about you with her equally insecure trashy little crew?
Poison Apple is at the Batterie Beach pride party today doing face and body painting!
come see me and @marlowedevereux.bsky.social, she's pretty cute