Poison Apple is at the Batterie Beach pride party today doing face and body painting!
come see me and @marlowedevereux.bsky.social, she's pretty cute
POV: Marley vs. The Louisiana Landlord
Listen here, you oversized backyard rat. I pay the property taxes around here.
Meanwhile Diesel, contributing absolutely nothing useful to the situation:
"YEAH! GET HIM, MOM! I'LL BARK FROM A SAFE DISTANCE!"
Business has been slow lately, so yesterday I commented on a random guy's picture "I miss you!"
So this morning I woke up and his wife and 500 of his closest friends have checked my profile and now know I do custom tattoos.
Marketing works in mysterious ways.
Never be intimated by a woman with no class..
What is she gonna do?
Gossip about you with her equally insecure trashy little crew?
Just heard a guy tell the woman he was with, "This is why I can't turn a hoe into a housewife."
Sir, I could smell your breath & BO from across the room. Between your duct-taped sneakers, receding hairline, and awful personality, how exactly is she supposed to turn you into a king?
Run, sis. Run!
The loudest alley cat in sales and the coveted record boss - you two must share a single brain cell and not give a shit about repeat business huh?
If you pulled this shit in NYC, I would bury you so deep in Central Park and then help the search party look for you. ☠️
I'll see you two real soon! 🖕💩😕
((who needs a hot girl body anyway? 😭 ))
((Marley's Character Sheet!))
Some people count birthdays.
Others count victories.
Twenty-six years.
Undeniable heartbreak.
One unbreakable spirit.
One Fresh Start.
Happy Birthday, to me!
