Menfolk, if you swipe positively on a woman’s dating profile and you live a significant distance apart (like, 100 miles or more), what are you trying to accomplish? What do you think is going to happen here? Or is this just more evidence you’re not reading the profile? ASKING FOR MYSELF. criminy.
I feel like I might bite someone this week.
In conclusion, Girl 101 is difficult, confusing, and complicated. Mad props to the trans women taking this on. Hopefully I’m not alone in being as confused by this as I was by trigonometry.
Things I learned today:
1. There’s really something called “Irish curls” and it’s not just a TikTok thing
2. Apparently there’s also something with the repellent name of “hair plopping”
3. My hair is both fine and dense.
4. Even stylists don’t believe I was white-blonde as a small child.