RELATED, one of my favoritest etymologies EVER:
the English words “lord” and “lady” come from the old english “hlaford” and “hlæfdige”, respectively compounds of hlaf + weard and hlaf + dæge, meaning LOAF KEEPER and LOAF KNEADER
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I was going to break my Target boycott, because I can't find either of my hammers...but it turns out they don't sell them anymore. The employee I asked even confirmed. Huge empty store with no shoppers, a bit of fresh produce, tons of ugly clothes, and Manchild absolutely blaring* on speakers. Yuck.