Cop screaming at me: are you high
(Long pause)
Me: yeah. A little bit
When people learn on foss they just don't see the point in proprietary applications. They may hate it because its bigcorp shitware that treats its users like idiots but it's not this frothing rage over floating toolbars or drawing simple shapes
He looks like anyone trying to hold a mike with 5 sausages looks
Ah yes and the corollary to that brilliant hypothesis: the empathetic adobe
Servility. Unhelpful griping. Uninformed entitlement. The usual sequelae