If this works, my go-to legal defense forever will be "Your honor, you need to keep letting me break the law, because I promised other people I would break the law if they gave me money! And they did! And I don't want to give up that money!"
IANAL, obviously, but feels pretty air-tight.
BREAKING: Donald Trump just filed his emergency stay in the DC circuit to keep his name on the Kennedy Center & it is batsh** crazy
He clearly wrote big pieces himself
We have filed our opposition, fighting for the rule of law & the American people
