Oooo, guess who's gonna get an earful about the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District next time I see him in person!
It's great! Owns lots of land! Can do some cool green stuff if the right people are involved!
If this works, my go-to legal defense forever will be "Your honor, you need to keep letting me break the law, because I promised other people I would break the law if they gave me money! And they did! And I don't want to give up that money!"
IANAL, obviously, but feels pretty air-tight.
I get it. I also try to make my home a nice place for my friends.
These are the two Americas right now:
One America desperately wants asshole immunity like Trump, where they can be as big an asshole as they want and never suffer a negative consequence.
The other can't imagine why you'd want to be such an asshole.
This is not dependent on party.
I somehow fell in love with From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler despite never having been to an automat.
Did make me really want to go to an automat, tho.