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George Pearkes
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Okay so no more bonds until January, but they're coming. Shares all OVER the place after hours, were down 8% then flat then down 3% again.
*ORACLE DOESN'T EXPECT TO ISSUE MORE DEBT IN CALENDAR 2026
*ORACLE EXPECTS TO RAISE ABT $40B THROUGH DEBT, EQUITY IN FY27
absolutely spectacular take
Feeding my 3 year old her favorite snack (Kalamata olives)
Blind item: you (yes, you, I’m talking to you specifically) aren’t using enough olive oil in your cooking.
Seeing a quote attributed to Hegseth that "CENTCOM will be busy tonight because we're going to hit Iran hard", meanwhile:
*IRAN SAYS IT WILL HIT NEW US TARGETS, TASNIM REPORTS
*IRAN TO DELIVER HEAVY RESPONSE IF AMERICANS ACT: TASNIM
Probably not a good time to be on the night shift at Abqaiq tbh.
lol okay this is a pretty funny bit
*OPENAI SAYS CHINA-LINKED ACCOUNTS FUEL US DATA CENTER PUSHBACK
