I know you'll all have read this fifty times by now, but every single line of it is perfect. An absolutely jaw-droppingly brilliant piece of writing.
Ian King
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...