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Podcaster, (association) football writer, copywriter, $ubstacker. Writer for Football League World, also seen on Fotmob, When Saturday Comes. Come on in, the takes are *toasty*. London-born, Sussex based. He/him. https://unexpecteddelirium.substack.com
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Okay, *now* I'm the mood for a World Cup
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I know you'll all have read this fifty times by now, but every single line of it is perfect. An absolutely jaw-droppingly brilliant piece of writing.
This is the story I'm referring to, about Nantes vs Bordeaux in 1982 and yes, a liner getting booted up the arse, which is really only the start of it. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-strang...
Holy shit
*turns up for interview in a full Southampton kit, but otherwise disguised as a hedge*
If it had been Catholics doing this, they'd have sent the army in within three nanoseconds
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I have absolutely no issue with doing this whatsoever, it feels as though people are a bit taken aback when I do, presumably because it's pretty rare
I increasingly feel as though this needs greater pushback - even if that means confrontation - from the rest of us.
Stop getting transfer market decisions right, Tottenham. I'm finding all this increasingly unsettling.
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There's a chunk for paying subscribers and a chunk for everybody in this week's Match of the Past on UD, and it includes this paragraph, which tells several a stories of its own. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/match-of-t...
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Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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When Bordeaux's goalkeeper was banned for kicking a referee, the club's owner made an unusual and, as things turned out, counter-productive protest.
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The Strange Story of the Team Without a Goalkeeper
This is good. But get off X now!
Vacancy: First team tactical analyst at Derby County FC www.linkedin.com/safety/go/?u... #mediajobs
Yves Bissouma is leaving Spurs. #COYS
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I’m afraid of the future as fascist mobs operate not only with impunity but with powerful support. I’m afraid of their violence. But I’m a white man - how much more frightening is it this morning to be black, brown or Jewish in the U.K.? My thoughts are with my neighbours.
there's no reason to not tell your friends you love them