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McDonald’s Worker Suffers Severe Burns After Being Attacked With Hot Oil https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-worker-suffers-severe-burns-after-being-attacked-with-hot-oil/
“We’re not allowed to take breaks of any kind,” one Amazon worker said on the condition of anonymity, claiming that human chess pieces are expected to stand motionless for more than eight hours at a time on the board’s three-by-three-foot squares.
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Rick Brunson Tests Jalen Brunson Again On What To Say When Press Asks About Bruises
“Yeah, me and the bunco gals lit a few liquor bottles on fire and tossed them at ICE agents the other day, and I won $5 in our game!” said Rebecca Peters
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Sam Levinson Emerges From 7-Year Drug Binge Horrified At What He Created https://theonion.com/sam-levinson-emerges-from-7-year-drug-binge-horrified-at-what-he-created/
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that execut...
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that ...
