5 word sad story: "Wilson!" he called. (Watch Castaway)
Popeye eating feces and getting tired
You can fuck a sandwich if you’re sincere
METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately
BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years
PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,
If we referred to the number 342 as “bludgeoned and hurt” instead of “three hundred and forty two”, we’d probably have a joke along the lines of “Why was 340 afraid of 341?”. Plus because of the butterfly effect dinosaurs might still be around
Sort of appropriate that “masochism” also gets its name from a perverted nobleman but no one’s aware of him
the verb meaning “to make a conjecture” should really be “conject” instead of just “conjecture” again. Sounds bad. Fuck you
Milk me like one of your french cows
Dreamt of someone called Theo Balloon this morning and woke myself up laughing
the “We Need to Talk about Louis” video essays on youtube are very well-argued and -made. Shifted my view on CK cleanly from “he’s not a good guy but he’s honest and leagues above his peers artistically” to not being able to stomach him