Dreamt of someone called Theo Balloon this morning and woke myself up laughing
the verb meaning “to make a conjecture” should really be “conject” instead of just “conjecture” again. Sounds bad. Fuck you
Sort of appropriate that “masochism” also gets its name from a perverted nobleman but no one’s aware of him
Milk me like one of your french cows
5 word sad story: "Wilson!" he called. (Watch Castaway)
Popeye eating feces and getting tired
METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately
BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years
PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,
You can fuck a sandwich if you’re sincere
If we referred to the number 342 as “bludgeoned and hurt” instead of “three hundred and forty two”, we’d probably have a joke along the lines of “Why was 340 afraid of 341?”. Plus because of the butterfly effect dinosaurs might still be around
