Trump ran for president on the strength of memes portraying him as the God emperor of mankind
By the time he is done vandalizing the pool in Washington it will be the garden of Nurgle
Obama takes a lot of criticism for America’s crimes during his time in office, but I’ll bet you he regrets them
At least he tried to stop them whenever he thought he could
Trump’s every policy is a crime against humanity and he regrets nothing
The Old Testament violates the rules of Twitter even under current management
30 years ago, a woman wrote a book called ‘It Takes a Village’
I never read it; I was conservative then
But no one who voted against her did either
We all knew it was a deconstruction of rugged individualism
And today the idea we need a village is so obvious it’s trite as soon as acknowledged
How to destroy a swimming pool in Five Easy Steps
1: Paint the bottom darker so the water warms and the algae blooms
2: Turn off the filter
3: Add biotoxins
4: Blame the algae, the peeling paint, the toxins and the dead ducks all on vandals
5: Arrest bystanders for vandalism
When my dad was 16, in small town America, he took his new driving privileges and air pistol and drove around town one evening shooting out street lights
The police called his dad before they responded
That’s when people think America was great before and that’s about what they mean by great again
In a matter of weeks it will be brown, and he will blame anything but biology
And the biology is already poisonous
Whenever Republicans talk about Trump’s Iran deal, they will be trying to cover for the fact that Obama’s deal was better
You just have to ask them: who wrote Trump’s Iran deal?
Certainly not Trump
They didn’t turn the Lincoln reflecting pool into their national color
He did
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The people who ‘discovered America’ were like Isreal
People already lived here on land that had been given to them
The ‘discoverers’ remember those people for human sacrifice
But, themselves, were the most prolific human sacrificers on earth
For their faith, victory was the only evidence needed
JD Vance is addressing people who believe in the divine inspiration of the Old Testament
He is asking them to stop practicing its methods because they are an abomination to every other nation on earth
Is their belief sincere?
Isn’t his?
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