How to destroy a swimming pool in Five Easy Steps
1: Paint the bottom darker so the water warms and the algae blooms
2: Turn off the filter
3: Add biotoxins
4: Blame the algae, the peeling paint, the toxins and the dead ducks all on vandals
5: Arrest bystanders for vandalism
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