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Lieutenant Rzhevsky walks out onto his balcony and exclaims:
- What beautiful moon! What beautiful stars!
The echo replies, out of habit:
- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Rzhevsky wakes up after a brutal bender and sees a footman cleaning vomit from his uniform. Trying to save his reputation, he says:
- I was walking down the street late at night, when some drunken lout vomited all over me!
- Of course, sir. Remarkable how he also managed to shit your pants.
Rzhevsky tells his friend about last night's party at Count Bezukhov's palace:
- Such a lavish home. Even the toilets are bright and shining like gold!
- I don't believe you.
They go to the palace for proof. The footman announces them:
- My lord, it is the man who took a dump in your tuba.
Lieutenant Rzhevsky is telling his guests about a hunt:
- And with my second shot, I struck bear right in the heart! Boom! And with my third shot, I nailed him right in the eye! Pow!
- But what about your first shot, lieutenant?
- Oh, that. I shot Count Bezukhov.
