Official account for Bearwood Parish Council. Not in Birmingham.
Bearwood Parish Council
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The new system, is seen to be fairer that the current system, and will see all Wednesbury residents becoming Walsall FC fans, all Handsworth residents becoming West Brom fans and so on.
A mild moral panic was sparked in Bearwood earlier today, as a giant unidentified phallic object (UPO) made of balloons was seen making its way along Three Shires Oak Road.
Local residents visibly blushed and clutched their pearls, and one person reportedly fainted, at the sight of the large pink and gold inflatable member being delivered to ORyans cocktail bar, for what we can only imagine to be some sort of Todger Disco tonight.
Recently we've been experimenting with teaching the bears in Warley Woods to play 5-a side football. The bears seem to enjoy it, and have already formed their own league (featuring only two teams).
The crows have rather predictably formed a gambling ring to wager food scraps an the results.