It's so bleakly funny how the idea was supposed to be "The best ever state fair on the National Mall! The bands will be A listers!" And now it actually is like a state fair in a fading rust belt state. I bet the booths are going to be selling coke mirrors with Confederate flags on them too.
Jessica Ritchey
Just found a subreddit that pairs people with fucked up balls of string with people who love detangling balls of string and it is *very* wholesome
This lineup could have performed at Freedom 215 (i.e., 1990)
I genuinely thought this was from The Onion.
Idiocracy is a documentary that arrived 20 years early. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/26/u...
Wasn’t really what I had in mind for the coffee table, but okay, Gus.
“See, when it starts to fall apart
Man, it really falls apart.”
