Please read. Drowning doesn’t look like drowning.
People die, all the time, in crowded areas surrounded by people who miss the signs.
It's so bleakly funny how the idea was supposed to be "The best ever state fair on the National Mall! The bands will be A listers!" And now it actually is like a state fair in a fading rust belt state. I bet the booths are going to be selling coke mirrors with Confederate flags on them too.
Free idea for the "remain" (sigh) campaign with the Alberta referendum: Take Wab Kinew's glorious quote and print up a boatload of t-shirts that say "HECK YEAH." I predict you'd sell out in a hot minute across the country. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Just found a subreddit that pairs people with fucked up balls of string with people who love detangling balls of string and it is *very* wholesome
Amanda Carpenter
Jessica Ritchey
This lineup could have performed at Freedom 215 (i.e., 1990)
I genuinely thought this was from The Onion.
Shannon Proudfoot
“See, when it starts to fall apart
Man, it really falls apart.”
I like metaphors that are as weird and specific as possible. 😅 I just worried slightly that not enough people would know what a turducken is and would think it meant 💩.
Idiocracy is a documentary that arrived 20 years early. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/26/u...
It’s really unclear to me how anyone is supposed to get anywhere in Ottawa at the moment, much less whether anyone in charge is trying to do anything about it. I know the joke about construction being a season but this is insane and unworkable.
Some thoughtful person provided a link to a non-paywalled version of this article: gcaptain.com/drowning/
Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew was asked Thursday about a report saying an Alberta separatist group sought support from U.S. officials ahead of a potential referendum. He joked about what Manitobans might...
Drowning is not the violent, splashing, call for help that most people expect. In this article, Mario explains what drowning really looks like and how to recognize it when its happening.
