Woman seducing a gay man:
"But, I'm not straight..."
"Neither is spaghetti until it gets hard."
His fingers traced a slow, gentle line along the tops of his anime figurines, sending shivers up her spine. "If only that Haruhi Suzumiya was me..." she thought longingly, her toes digging into the vaguely brownish carpet of his unrenovated mid-80s bedroom floor.