On Earth 2, President Harris has returned from Muscat after the Iranian factions have agreed on a provisional government and plan for a constitutional convention for the Republic of Iran.
Real diplomatic instruments are not full of basic grammatical errors and unintentional ambiguities. It is a unique humiliation that the American regime did not even have a professional translation and resolve ambiguities. They ran it through grok and signed it.
Honestly surprised they had the sense to not just name it Spectre.
lol
They just remembered markets are closed for Juneteenth
I’m convinced John Williams has composed a new Olympic Fanfare for 2028 and if so, it will serve as an invincible amulet protecting the spirit of the games.
Just a real accomplishment here in finding three thousand ways to call the water green, each worth your while.
Long $USO
This is the only real, but absolutely meaningful, power of their preposterous market cap: the ability to effectively print money for acquisitions. They can’t get away with one of these every week but there is room to buy their way into businesses that help justify their valuation over time.