I’m convinced John Williams has composed a new Olympic Fanfare for 2028 and if so, it will serve as an invincible amulet protecting the spirit of the games.
lmfao
lol
Honestly surprised they had the sense to not just name it Spectre.
They just remembered markets are closed for Juneteenth
Just a real accomplishment here in finding three thousand ways to call the water green, each worth your while.
Long $USO
On Earth 2, President Harris has returned from Muscat after the Iranian factions have agreed on a provisional government and plan for a constitutional convention for the Republic of Iran.
This is the only real, but absolutely meaningful, power of their preposterous market cap: the ability to effectively print money for acquisitions. They can’t get away with one of these every week but there is room to buy their way into businesses that help justify their valuation over time.
