The fact that you can make a Turing machine (at stupidly inefficient cost) in a videogame has exactly the same metaphysical implications for the nature of consciousness as the fact that you can assemble a functioning human being from protons, neutrons, and electrons: nothing.
Zoomer Antimillenarian
look upon my works ye might and despair, for I have constructed a thinking machine using naught but goats and grass from Age of Empires II
“The point of the paper is to formally show that we anthropomorphise too readily."