lool at me saying the birthmark isn’t a bruise without twigging the mystery adhd bruise above it
chat I have been very sick and that’s day 13 of post-exertional malaise I am so fucking bored of this
okay I need a fringe again I don’t want to look at my forehead anymore
deadly situations being made safe by deadly weapons you heard it here first
again I’ll apologise for tmi and over sharing but this is an absolute joke
Murdo, the world’s most dangerous small dog has managed to dislodge a few of my dad’s ribs. this is now a broken finger, a trapped shoulder, my ribs that he rabbit kicked me in last week and inflamed. HE IS A JACK RUSSELL
I would take a rainy summer over a fucking WINDY summer any day of the week FORTY SIX MILES PER HOUR GUSTS IN JUNE EXCUSE ME
