bake off : the professionals is the best cooking show on tv because the winner isn’t always the person who did best it’s usually the person who didn’t fuck up the most
look if someone wants to add me to a super cool group chat on here with nihilism and memes I will reactivate DMs but until then I don’t want approximately one million unwelcome DM’s
in the least surprising turn of events in idiots doing fucking awful things
it felt like real sleep and I woke up convinced it was tomorrow but this is so silly because I slept for 7 hours last night and now this is going to mess up my sleeping pattern tonight again SO MUCH but also I didn’t mean to fall asleep I am just a very sleepy human
smack my bitch up
fell asleep at some point after 15:00 and woke up a while ago and I am very confused
people who are genuine patisserie professionals and because baking is like 80% chance and 20% skill it has made me feel so much better about all the times my baking has gone wrong
started making my own crunchy nut corn flakes with Lidl corn flakes, honey and grated nuts rather than paying £10000000 for them and I feel like a g
Not to subskeet but if you’re gonna present a list of planned fash riots, all of them in England, as “all major UK cities” when these freaks have already been running amok in major cities in Scotland and Northern Ireland, maybe think about that.
