Trump attacked Iran to safeguard Iran's right to ballistic missiles. Got it.
The flag of the Democratic Republic of Congo is not just a flag. It's also an anti-flag. 🇹🇿
In a key concession, the Iranians agreed to give Trump his wedgie without TV or media present.
Hoover isn't Trump's favourite president? Well, Trump is Hoover's favourite president. He's making Herbert look pretty good.
"Whoa, whoa--we don't want somebody being the next Luke Skywalker here..."
Iran: Outcome inconclusive. Winner is a matter of debate. The ultimate result will depend on further developments.
The match against New Zealand was also a tie.
Before Trump attacked Iran, Iranian protesters begged the US for help toppling the regime. A man asked me: "Can Trump help us?" I answered: "Trump only helps Trump."
Now Trump says: "I never cared about regime change."
Depending on Trump is like jumping off a cliff and asking Jesus to catch you.
Looks like New Zealand might do what Trump couldn't. #WorldCup
That UFC douchebag moment, celebrated by Donald Trump, reminds me of this Aliens exchange. Starring Bill Paxton as Trump: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oXL...
