e! true hollywood story: evangelist lyft driver farts the entire ride and refuses to open window despite it being fifty degrees out
every time i use my food processor i think about meatwad
thank you cuisinart
thank you meatwad
me attempting to communicate with my zoomer co-workers:
can’t believe i lived to see them autotune andrea bocelli
dumbest patient pantry hack i’ve had to do in a long time—reducing a can of tomato sauce into two tree tablespoons of tomato paste—all while listening to our town by aaron copland, a personal favorite and perennial reminder. hope we’re all finding ways to be kind to one another
🎶 it took a lifespan with no cellmate—the long waaaaay back 🎶
star trek the next generation mashups if yr interested in that sort if thing