🎶 it took a lifespan with no cellmate—the long waaaaay back 🎶
can’t believe i lived to see them autotune andrea bocelli
Netflix:
every time i use my food processor i think about meatwad
thank you cuisinart
thank you meatwad
dumbest patient pantry hack i’ve had to do in a long time—reducing a can of tomato sauce into two tree tablespoons of tomato paste—all while listening to our town by aaron copland, a personal favorite and perennial reminder. hope we’re all finding ways to be kind to one another
me attempting to communicate with my zoomer co-workers:
e! true hollywood story: evangelist lyft driver farts the entire ride and refuses to open window despite it being fifty degrees out
star trek the next generation mashups if yr interested in that sort if thing
