That yellow one is way too small! The only thing it’s good for is preventing the utensil drawer from closing . Zero stars.
This lathe of heaven sucks ass. I should have just put “free ice cream!” In every box.
Can’t believe you only have to kill 700,000 Africans to make a trillion dollars
Just earlier today I was pondering the lack of blonde werewolves.
Goddammit
It seems like a Kristallnacht, but it’s not being treated that way by media here in the U.S.
I am actively trying to get bitten by one. Smearing peanut butter on my neck.
Do you love high latency? Do you love when it’s physically impossible for someone to check on hardware? Do you love when the system that houses your banking data goes down because it bonked into a satellite and caused a cascade of failures in low earth orbit?
Then orbital data centers are for you!
Show me your favorite spatula and your least favorite spatula.
I KNOW YOU HAVE FAVORITES