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Vashon Islander.
Anna
Can’t believe you only have to kill 700,000 Africans to make a trillion dollars
Just earlier today I was pondering the lack of blonde werewolves.
Little known fact: 1 out of every 2 million werewolves is a were-golden retriever.
Show me your favorite spatula and your least favorite spatula.
I KNOW YOU HAVE FAVORITES
My favorite time of year
My kid said, “I did my first flip the other day. It was during monkey time on the bus.”
And that’s how I learned about monkey time.
Every time I go to a website, I’m playing Russian roulette about whether I’ll see an ad with a gross toe fungus
Check out this perfect baby
Some of you are getting around my muted words by saying shit like “the presumptive nominee”