You’re telling me you broke your arm when your bumper boat hit another bumper boat? Do you realize how you sound right now? Like a hippie or a European
Doesn’t look very comfortable…
Tupac nostalgia? What is this, 2006?
I was the third dwarf at the Council of Elrond but I was zooted out of my fucking gourd on that Rivendell Rush. Didn’t hear a word anyone said. Man I hope there isn’t a test later.
Forget group chats, they should give us Away Messages so we can _really_ hurt one another's feelings
I KNEW IT
Ep of Scrubs where Turk has a sex dream about Elliot and _tells her that_.
You could not get that kind of info out of me with thumbscrews and hot irons!
If you could harness the extent of my wish not to cook dinner tonight you could power a ship into lunar orbit
Costa Koutsoutis
Leask
Berks of Delights
Available for group chats about how awesome I am and how good my books are, other topics not so much
