Brayden McNabb is a feckless thug and I want him obliterated
GENIE: I can summon anyone in history you’ve ever wanted to meet
ME: Hammond Cheese.
GENIE: …
ME: The guy who invented the Hammond Cheese sandwich
GENIE: That’s not a real guy.
ME: Then I wish he WAS real, that he was here, and that he’d make me a sandwich
GENIE: that’s three wishes
ME: ok
Then the deaths happen and I’m like “oh yeah they were right to close that place”
It's that time again, girlies! Help me pick a stick for tonight's game. On Monday, @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social's suggestion of the Hyperlite got me a goal and two apples. Ride with what's hot? Change it up?
Every time we watch the Definctland episode on Action Park there is a significant part of me that repeatedly says, out loud, “skill issue”
I said that open-faced sandwiches, while delicious, are not sandwiches and are instead Stuff On Bread, and someone told me I was being racist to Eastern Europeans
This fuckin sparrow is mean mugging me because I haven’t refilled it’s preferred feeder yet (it has a whole OTHER feeder that is still full)
You’re telling me you broke your arm when your bumper boat hit another bumper boat? Do you realize how you sound right now? Like a hippie or a European