Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
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Starting to think I’ll have to go back to Twitter because the husband aisle at Bluesky appears to be permanently out of stock.
Sometimes I am very sad that I was not born a beautiful girl who was somehow so sheltered as to understand nothing of myself or the world and also entirely unable to have more than 2 facial expressions because according to Hollywood that is how I definitely would have been been pursued by a vampire
my wife cut a pair of sweatpants into shorts and gave me the legs to use as shop towels. i’ve been wearing one as a legit hat (it’s awesome) for most of the day. when she arrives home i fear this will enrage her
I didn’t know my dad, so I always hold a flashlight just off to the side of whatever I’m looking at
it’s 9:30 and that means it’s time to put on my nighttime panties and kiss each of you on the forehead for being my beautiful bsky babies
I’d rather not get specific about how many bodies are out in the corn field but let’s just say there’s more than none
