Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
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BEAVE
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Captcha: Are you alone?
Me: Uh. Yeah.
Captcha: Kiss all the squares with butts in them.
Me: What?!
Captcha: You heard me.
Me: [leans in to kiss the squares with butts in them]
Captcha: LMFAO OMG I can't believe you did that
walking around muttering, "all things considered," to myself, knowin no one knows if I'm talking about This American Life or this american life
Renting out space on our foreheads for advertising really should be a thing.