+ new component
*sad for all the big Dr Who fans
Half the reel instagram gives me are monologues from Andor and I eat them up every time
Now that I’m a big name in pigeon rescue facebook I’m going to start throwing out a few “do you know who I am?”s a week x
Absolutely no one in the music industry is working as hard as Susan Boyle’s wig right now
If I get any paler I’m going to blend in with the door. Anyway stronks
Imagine going to the Monaco Grand Prix and having to park your yacht outside of the harbour. I’d kill myself
This is my attempt at reducing the number of billionaires through the power of suggestion
This was partially sincere bc I don’t know how many kids would’ve realised it was meant to be ironic 🤷